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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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