- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

All of these jokes are about white people

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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