- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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