- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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