- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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