- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

I think everybody should have a penis.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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