Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Knock knock knock OCD

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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