What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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No

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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