Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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chirs

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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