- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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