- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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