Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

women's rights

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Boxing on Boxing Day

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

France had one revolution

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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