- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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