What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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Chuck Norris.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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