- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

I put my baby in a microwave.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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