What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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Women's Rights

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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