- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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