- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

A dog was barking at a tree

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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