- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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