- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Your girlfriend.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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