- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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What is black and has no education A tire.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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