- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

knock knock who's there ?

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Anti Jokes = Drained

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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