- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

You are joking right?

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

A man goes to the potty.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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