- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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