- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

FOX News: Fair and balanced

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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