Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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