- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

I like touching my boobs

bangers and mash?

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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