- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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