If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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