What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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Tony Romo

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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