- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

can you touch your toes? no

Knock Knock! F*ck off

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

My jeans

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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