- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

A man goes to the potty.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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