- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Your mums a potato

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Gretta has five legs? -no

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

You had better thumbs up this post.

What stops a train? A missile

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

Why are trees green? I have no idea

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

WNBA

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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