Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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woman's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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