Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

A Mormon walks into a bar

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Andoni was here

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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