Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

asians have slitted eyes lol

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

your mom was so fat that she died.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

HELLO EVERYONE

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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