- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Poker? I barely even know her.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

knock knock come in !

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Tilt your screen back .

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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