Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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what is 3+3= 8

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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