Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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