- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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