- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

an emo girl walked into a white room

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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