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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

What's the difference between a duck?

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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