- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

i have yougurt mit traktor

you see theres this guy.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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