- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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