How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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