so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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Anti Joke

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