Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

A lot eh?

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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