toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

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Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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