Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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