- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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