- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

penis. nuff said.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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