- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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