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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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