- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

class is canceled. My professor died.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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