Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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