- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Good job, son.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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