Pain Olympics.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What's 1+1? 69.

Yellow People !!

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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