- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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