A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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