Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

. . I am a whale

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Men's rights

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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