Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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