- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

penis. nuff said.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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