What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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Eric is gay Ha

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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