when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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