what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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