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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

where's mom I killed her

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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