- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

tea with milk?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

The FCC

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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