What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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