Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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A dancer walks into a barre

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Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are because there are no replacement light bulbs, the don't have transportation, and the nearest store is 10 miles away. In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Why did Kristi drop her chap-stick? Kristi was of the many children held in hostage of the Jewish heritage during the times of Hitler's wrath. At the Concentration camps they were not given the opportunity to maintain a healthy, average diet thus decreasing her body strength. No longer could Kristi hold her chap-stick - alas her frail little fingers slowly released the cylinder shaped tube and hopelessly watched it hit the ground. As it hit the ground, a cloud of dust swept over Kristi's body. At the same time Kristi was taking a big whiff of fresh air (just kidding, the air at concentration camps were not fresh - it reeked of acid) she accidentally inhaled the dirt which fled through her body and made her faint. She woke up and it was a dream, lol.

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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