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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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