What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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Equal rights!

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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