why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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