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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Indians

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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