- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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