- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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