- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

How old is victor? Half past dead

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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