- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

hey guys im gay

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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