- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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