- Anti Joke

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

what's the difference between a duck?

What's brown an sticky Shit

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.