- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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