- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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