Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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