- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

i wonder who made this website? a human

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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