Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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