- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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