- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Flowers are colors Love me

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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