- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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