- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Gay rights.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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