Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Who wants $300? Me too.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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