- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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