What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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