- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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