- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

You should read the Terms of Service.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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