- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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