- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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