- Anti Joke

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because her family lived in the countryside and her family's income was very far below average and in the time of her miraculous breakthrough, automobiles were for the wealthy families and obviously her family was not wealthy. She wouldn't have been able to drive even if she wasn't blind or def. The economy pretty much hated her and her family.

A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.