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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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