- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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