- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Knock knock knock OCD

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