- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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