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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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