What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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