What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

What is green and slow Grass.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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