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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Suck pussy

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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