- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

You are joking right?

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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