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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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