A black man walks out of a police station

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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