Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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A man did not like this site

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