Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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