Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

what came first the chicken or the chips

roses are red violets should be purple

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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