Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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