- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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