- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

how do you call someone? use a phone

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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