- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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