- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

vitamin c

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Neither did she.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

poo

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

I'm winning at Scrabble.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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