Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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womens rights.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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