A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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