- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

I'm so punny.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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