- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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