- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

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