- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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