- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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