Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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