What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...