Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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