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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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