Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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