- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Gus's mom

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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